You know one of the first things kids should learn when moving into an apartment is sound fucking carries. In some cases sound carries better then others. Some apartment buildings are made of concrete while others were made mostly with wooden frames and very little concrete. This is the case in the building I live in. I recently got new up stair  neighbours and on the first weekend they were here I had to go up and politely ask them not  to keep jumping up and down on the floor as my 18 month old daughter was sleeping and the sound was waking her up. That night they kept me awake until 1:30 am. Now I remember what it was like to get into a new place and have some friend over and sometimes get a little loud, so I let it go. The next night I was woken up at … [Read more...]

I would like to dedicate this song to every fucking one of you out there. [vsw id="byEGjLU2egA" source="youtube" width="425" height="344" autoplay="yes"] Now I want to move on to the fuckers who decided that they would break the mirror off the drivers side of  my car and leave it dangling. A word to the wise if I find you I hope to fuck you have good medical coverage. My car might not be the best car on the road but it is MINE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Who the fuck do you cocksuckers think you are  it is impossible for it to have been another car so I know it was done on purpose. Now if any of you out there have had anything of yours vandalized I am sure you will agree with me that these fuckers  suffer the most horrible pain full death we can think of, and trust me I … [Read more...]

I know that on Dec 24th you fuckers are all warm and fuzzy. But imagine if Santa were to actually answer his letters  honestly. Please find below some examples. Also while you are all sitting safe and secure in your homes, think of our troops serving all over the world. These men and women are seperated from thier families to keep you safe.   Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.  I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.         Yer Friend, Billy   Dear Billy, Nice spelling.  You're on your way to a career in lawncare.  How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell?  I'm giving your older brother the space ranger.  At least HE can … [Read more...]

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In  addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Appilications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Gambling 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the Un-install dosen't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help. Thanks, Troubled User  (KEEP … [Read more...]

So I thought I would begin with this little test; 36 have been accused of spousal abuse  7 have been arrested for fraud  19 have been accused of writing bad checks  117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses  3 have done time for assault  71 repeat 71cannot get a credit card due to bad credit  14 have been arrested on drug-related charges  8 have been arrested for shoplifting  21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,  And  84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year  Can you guess which organization this is?  NBA ,CFL, NHL  Sorry it is none it’s the MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IN OTTAWA  The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year … [Read more...]