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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In  addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Appilications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Gambling 3.6. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the Un-install dosen’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please Help.

Troubled User  (KEEP READING)



Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by it’s creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also imposible to delete Wife 1.0 and to returnto Girlfriend 7.0. It is imposible to uninstall, or purge the program from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of  Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.  I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.  This application is not supported by Wife 1.0, and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luch,

Tech Support