In the History of stupid sports, for lack of a better term, there are two shining examples of a complete waste of time. One is Golf. The second is curling. Let’s look at golf. George Carlin described golf as “Taking a crooked stick, smashing the shit out of a little ball, spending half the day looking for the ball only to hit it with a different crooked stick. I say you are lucky you found the fucking thing pick it up and go the fuck home!â€â€¦ Well said George. Can some one please explain the meaning of this game? Basically all I can see is a bunch of half-witted Morons saying they are going to get some exercise while they walk from their Car to the golf cart. Yeah that is fucking exercise alright. Hell I get more exercise jerking off. And speaking of … [Read more...]
Do I look like some one who gives a FUCK
I received an email from a simpleton( savedbyjesushand@gmail.com ) out there that actually thinks I give a fuck about them their lame assed fucking opinions. While I welcome you twatwaffles to write to me you should also know that by doing such, you open yourself to my ridicule as well as that anyone else that may happen upon this site. So I figured I would share the email with you all and then I would respond to said email here on MY website. “This country is built upon the good, solid principles taught to us by our Lord Jesus Christ, and fortunately for this country his followers are more numerous than the godless heathens you represent. Our Sunday practices, our spiritual holidays, our politics and teachings have been a time honoured tradition since this … [Read more...]
How to get on a Government watch list
I am on so many fucking government watch lists it feels as though CSIS is my proctologist, and the only fucking reason I am on them is because I talk about the subjects the everyone else is too fucking scared to. I have no god damned problem saying that G.W. Bush should have been shot. I am glad our country burned Washington and the White House. It is these statements that will get you watched, but the biggest thing you can not talk about is the Oil and Energy industry RAPING the land and poisoning our environment. If you need proof just look ask Wiebo Ludwig. This Poor Bastard had the RCMP digging through his house non stop for 48 hours straight. WHY? Because he had the BALLS to speak out against EnCana Corp. Last October, local news outlets received an … [Read more...]
More Proof of the Christian Subversive movement
So in the hopes of helping people realize the need for separation of Church and State, I have been continuing my research  to provide you all with proof from their own mouths that Christians are trying to undermine our Government and imposed their believes onto the rest of us. Not happy with stirring up shit in their own countries these Cock sucking Motherfucking shit eating waste of sperm from the U.S. want to bring their bible thumping rhetoric to Canada. I am talking about cum guzzling twatwaffles Like Pat Robertson and the 700 club, James Dobson and his Focus on the family group. One of the pages I found on the Canadian Focus on the Family web site listed HOW they can sabotage our freedoms.  On this page they say  Making things worse for people of faith … [Read more...]
What is next, Faith Healer in a box??
Now I am NOT uncaring and heartless. I have some sympathy for the people in Haiti. But I find this to be insulting to the haitian people, as well as the people who are down there trying to help out. Solar-powered Bibles sent to Haiti Posted Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:39pm AEDT As international aid agencies rush food, water and medicine to Haiti's earthquake victims, a United States group is sending Bibles. But these aren't just any Bibles; they're solar-powered audible Bibles that can broadcast the holy scriptures in Haitian Creole to 300 people at a time. The Faith Comes By Hearing organisation says its Bible, called the Proclaimer, delivers "digital quality" and is designed for "poor and illiterate people". It says 600 of the devices are already on their … [Read more...]