Whack FUCK Also better know as Swing and Swear or Golf

In the History of stupid sports, for lack of a better term, there are two shining examples of a complete waste of time. One is Golf. The second is curling.

Let’s look at golf. George Carlin described golf as “Taking a crooked stick, smashing the shit out of a little ball, spending half the day looking for the ball only to hit it with a different crooked stick. I say you are lucky you found the fucking thing pick it up and go the fuck home!”… Well said George.

Can some one please explain the meaning of this game? Basically all I can see is a bunch of half-witted Morons saying they are going to get some exercise while they walk from their Car to the golf cart. Yeah that is fucking exercise alright. Hell I get more exercise jerking off.

And speaking of golf carts. What lazy fucker invented those things? I guess walking was too much work? Bbut some good has come from golf. Well at least golf carts anyways. Take for example these stunned twats. [vsw id=”JzWjwEvsu9M” source=”youtube” width=”425″ height=”344″ autoplay=”no”]

Not one of these fat fucks can be less than 200 pounds and they had to know what was going to happen If not then they should be sterilized and fucking quickly. Matter of fact lets sterilize all golfers. While we are at it we should sterilize the Curlers and Christians too.

Now as for Curling I have a couple of things to say about this so called sport. If you watch this video [vsw id=”CM5mFH3_Qhs” source=”youtube” width=”425″ height=”344″ autoplay=”no”]

 I have two things to say. First of all the only fucking things that belongs on Ice are Hockey sticks and Skates. And secondly. WHO THE FUCK LET THESE STUPID BITCHES OUT OF THE KITCHENS WITH THEIR BROOMS? No let’s get this straight. BROOMS ARE FOR SWEEPING FLOORS ZAMBONIES ARE FOR USING ON THE ICE. I am not trying to be sexist here. Just trying to enlighten some stupid fucknuts who don’t know what a broom is for.

Is it any wonder that both of these stupid fucking games were invented by the Scots? We all know Scotland is a waste of space, so it only goes to reason that the Scots would invent games that are a waste of good real-estate and good ice.

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The cranky Old Bastard