Hypocritical, cock smoking, bible thumping, shit spewing, evangelical asshole

I realize that it may seem I am on an anti Pat Robertson bend, but the truth be told I am out to nail every hypocritical, cock smoking, bible thumping, shit spewing, evangelical asshole out there that I can find this includes the 700 Club, Oral Roberts, Jerry Falwell, or any other rat bastard out there living or dead.

I welcome Anyone from Pat Robertson’s Church, or the 700 club to make comment to my posts. Everything that I have posted that I claim he says can be backed up. I have already given you all some examples but with a twatwaffle this stupid they just keep coming and coming.

  • In 1999 Robertson said Scotland was “a dark land” overrun by homosexuals. This caused the Bank of Scotland to drop plans for a business operation with him. Many Scottish customers were unhappy that their bank should do business with him.
  • Robertson prayed to God to steer hurricanes away from his company’s Virginia Beach, Virginia headquarters. He credited his prayers for steering the course of Hurricane Gloria in 1985, which caused billions of dollars of destruction in many states along the U.S. east coast. He made a similar claim about another destructive storm, Hurricane Felix, in 1995. Robertson later called on God to prevent Hurricane Isabel from hitting Virginia Beach in 2003, but the city was damaged by the storm surge despite Robertson’s attempts. However the storm made landfall on the North Carolina coast so the Virginia Beach area did avoid the brunt of the storm’s winds.
  • In 2005, Robertson launched “Operation Supreme Court Freedom”, a televised nationwide 21-day prayer campaign asking people to pray for vacancies on the Supreme Court, where “black-robed tyrants have pushed a radical agenda.” Robertson declared that “God heard those prayers”,after the announced resignation of Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor.
  • On the March 21, 2006 broadcast of The 700 Club, while reviewing The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America by David Horowitz, the subject of which is radical academics in American universities, Robertson went on to say that the 101 professors named in the book are only but a few of “thirty to forty thousand” left-wing professors in the United States, all of whom he accused of being “racists, murderers, sexual deviants and supporters of Al-Qaeda,” further labeling them as “termites that have worked into the woodwork of our academic society.”Later in the broadcast, he went on to say, “these guys are out and out communists, they are radicals, they are, you know, some of them killers, and they are propagandists of the first order… you don’t want your child to be brainwashed by these radicals, you just don’t want it to happen. Not only brainwashed but also beat up, they beat these people up, cower them into submission.”[
  • In the 1970s and 1980s Robertson was a faith healer, and James Randi devoted a chapter, “A World of Knowledge from Pat Robertson” on Robertson in Randi’s book The Faith Healers. Randi commented that “in 1986, soon after the full importance of the AIDS epidemic began to become evident, Robertson was attempting to cure it” by proclaiming people cured after prayer. Randi commented, “Gerry Straub, a former associate of Pat Robertson and his television producer, pointed out in his book Salvation for Sale the astonishing fact that God seemed to time miracles to conform with standard television format,” and “God would stop speaking to Pat and stop healing exactly in time with the theme music.” Randi explained that “in 1979, it appeared to Robertson’s staff that their boss had been taking lessons from Oral Roberts” and “proposed to film the Second Coming!”. The project was eventually publicly dropped, but “budget allocations [CBN] are made for their development.” Martin Gardner also criticized Robertson’s faith healing in Gardner’s work Beyond Reason.
  • On January 14, 1991, on The 700 Club, Pat Robertson attacked a number of Protestant denominations when he declared: “You say you’re supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don’t have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist.” He has never recanted this statement, though he has supported the election of certain Episcopalians.

This fucknut is about as believable as Jerry Falwell when Falwell stated that the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks were caused by “pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, lesbians, the American Civil Liberties Union and the People For the American Way.” Come on we all know 9/11 was an inside job.

Falwell was also a regular on the 700 club and also had his fair share of foot in mouth moments.

“The idea that religion and politics don’t mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.”


“He is purple — the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle — the gay pride symbol.” –from a “Parents Alert” issued in Jerry Falwell’s National Liberty Journal, warning that “Tinky Winky,” a character on the popular PBS children’s show, “Teletubbies,” may be gay.


Nothing will motivate conservative evangelical Christians to vote Republican in the 2008 presidential election more than a Democratic nominee named Hillary Rodham Clinton – not even a run by the devil himself … I certainly hope that Hillary is the candidate. She has $300 million so far. But I hope she’s the candidate. Because nothing will energize my [constituency] like Hillary Clinton.


“AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh’s charioteers … AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”


“The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.”


“You’ve got to kill the terrorists before the killing stops. And I’m for the president to chase them all over the world. If it takes 10 years, blow them all away in the name of the Lord.”


Again so much for the commandment “Thou Shalt NOT Kill”

Remember to Support Our Troops

Until Next Time
I remain

The Cranky Old Bastard


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