Attention all Sheeple, That would be anyone that is Christian, you know the fucking half wits that believe that today is Christ’s Birthday. These are the same dumb shits that believe that Gabriel slipped into Mary’s room and slipped some of Gods sperm into her twat, and Joseph was happy about this? Like fucking hell. I wonder if any of you have taken the time to read this myth and then thought about it.Â
What would any Father do if his daughter were to come home knocked up and said “God did it Daddy” He would be looking for God with his shotgun. Or would any guy out there say to his future wife…”Sure Hunny I believe you, God is the father of your baby.” Most likely a Guy would say “FUC K OFF you stupid cheating, cum dripping, walking sperm bank!” and then he would cut his losses and walk away from her.
But for now let us suspend our beliefs and pretend for a second this whole Jesus thing is true. If you read the stories and think about them logically from all the evidence supplied Jesus was born in later summer NOT DECEMBER. No Shepherd would be stuck out in the fields in Jerusalem in December unless the wanted to freeze their fucking BALLS OFF! It gets cold in the desert at night and the winter it can be worse.
 Then you got three simpletons that are so hopped up on HASH that they think a star is leading them through the desert to see a Baby that they think has a certain power to it….sounds like a bad acid trip to me. And let us not forget the little drummer boy that was so fucking cheap he figured he could just play his drum as a gift for the baby… FUCK OFF you play a drum that close to my kid and I will not only stuff your drumsticks up your ass but I will rip your nuts off.
 To Quote John Lennon, “So this is Christmas, and what have you done?” Stop believing the corporate hype and the Roman Catholic Church find your own truth.
 Until Next Time
I Remain
 The Cranky Old Bastard