The Eleventh Commandment…Thou shalt not think for thy self.

You all knew it was coming. The David Vs. Goliath battle of the Cranky Old Bastard Vs. Pat Robertson and the 700 club. With yours truly as David.

You all know how I feel about any organized religion and especially the Christians, and this fucker is one of the main reasons why. He is a stereo typical Christian hypocrite that uses the teaching of Jesus to his own ends to line his own pockets, but when it suits him he spouts off bullshit that goes against everything that Christ is supposed to be about. I will warn you now this is going to extend over more then one post.

I doubt Pat Robertson has ever been circumcised because there is NO END TO THE PRICK!!! Now I advise you all against sending any money to this twatwaffle for ANY REASON. If you want to help out the people in Haiti then send your money to the Red Cross and NOT  the 700 club.

Below are some examples of Pat’s verbal diarrhea.

Example #1 Thou shalt not kill, right? Here is a Quote from Pat Robertson calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez

‘You know, I don’t know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It’s a whole lot cheaper than starting a war … We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don’t need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It’s a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.”


 Example #2 he Blames The Victims of disasters stating that  they have either turned their back on God or made a pact with Satan.

“And, you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, “We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.” True story. And so, the devil said, “OK, it’s a deal.”

And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. Desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It’s cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti; on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I’m optimistic something good may come. But right now, we’re helping the suffering people, and the suffering is unimaginable.”

See the video here [vsw id=”mPyyXQN8cG0″ source=”youtube” width=”425″ height=”344″ autoplay=”no”]

Or this little nugget, concerning Gay Days at Disney World

“I would warn Orlando that you’re right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don’t think I’d be waving those flags in God’s face if I were you, This is not a message of hate — this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It’ll bring about terrorist bombs; it’ll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor.”


The city of Dover, Pennsylvania voted to boot the current school board, which instituted an intelligent design policy that led to a federal trial, and Mr Robertson decided that a threat from God was in Order

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don’t wonder why he hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for his help because he might not be there.”


That is right Pat he won’t be there because he doesn’t exist. But seeing as he brought up the subject of the devil; isn’t it well known that the sign he is using in this photo. The International sign of Satanists?  Either that or he is constipated. You decide.


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The Cranky Old Bastard