Bastard Awards

So today I wake up at 4 am and I feel like complete shit. I have the fucking Flu, and as if I need something to make me crankier, I can’t get back to sleep. So I decided FUCK IT I go on line and just start surfing, and it hits me. Why not get the morons to nominate web sites for “The Bastard Awards” So here we go you fuckers send me links to web sites, and why you think I should give them a bastard award for either being so completely and totally fucked up like this one Trust me anything to do with the American Republic Party is fucked up. Or something Like this one that you think I would enjoy Whatever the site is you tell me why you are nominating it, and if it should be Bastard approved or rejected.

Now I realize the you brainless twits have a hard time walking and chewing bubble gum at the same time, so this might be a little difficult for some of you out there, especially those of you in Alberta where your family tree has no fucking branches. So I will collect nominations and at the end of the month I will announce the Bastards Picks and Pans (that means the ones I like and don’t like for those of you from south of the US Canada Border)

Until next time I remain;
The Cranky Old Bastard