Leave the breasts ALONE

Teen actress Lindsay Lohan’s breasts have been digitally reduced for forthcoming Disney film Herbie: Fully Loaded, to avoid offending family audiences, IMDB.com reports Monday. Excerpts:

“Test screenings for the new movie, the fourth sequel to the 1968 film The Love Bug about a Volkswagen Beetle car with a mind of its own, indicated that some parents felt Lohan’s character Maggie Peyton was too raunchy for a children’s film.

“Disney technicians were forced to plough through numerous scenes – especially those showing the busty actress jumping up and down at a motor racing track, reducing her breasts by two cup sizes and raising revealing necklines on her T-shirts.


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Ok this has fucking gone far enough. First they bitch about breast enhancement then the outline of nipples but this is just too fucking much. First of all I think this girl has got a loverly set of breasts, Secondly so do a lot of other men. Now if Disney was smart they would have left the breasts alone and make sure the commercials for this film showed the scenes where Lohan was jumping. I can assure you that more fathers would have taken the kids to see this movie then, again and again.

Now before you start calling me sexist I want to say this “FUCK OFF” Seriously what is going to be next? Mounds of duct tape for Angelina Jolies mounds? Brest Patrols to make sure girls are not developing breasts? For fuck sakes people wake the fuck up and realize that all you are doing by making a big deal about breast is to generate more weird interests in them.

In Europe the naked human form is no fucking big deal. They consider it natural and nude beaches are very common, as is the nudist life style. But here in North American where everyone is a fucking puritan (everyone it seems except me) the human form is something to be hidden and not talked about, nudists are freak and perverts, and Nude Art is considered pornography.

You people need to pull your collective heads out of your collective asses and get a fucking life.And Stop concentrating on womens breast. You are doing more to make women sexual objects then I could do if I were to photograph 1,000,000 women nude.

Until next time I remain;
The Cranky Old Bastard