Ok as you all know when I am bored and have nothing better to do I go into chat rooms, now there are some truly deranged people in chat rooms, like this idiot that posted this in the chat room

“realhumanmeat4utoeat: My name is Tom and I am a 48 year of age single white male living in Bend Oregon. What I am on here in hopes of really finding is a very real cannibal or group of cannibals willing and able to really sacrifice and eat my entire male body for real food. I am serious and if you wish to know more please read my profile for additional info; all info therein is real and I am very serious as well. My home phone number if interested is: (541) 382-4829.”

And here is the link to his profile; http://ca.profiles.yahoo.com/realhumanmeat4utoeat

I swear to you I am not making this shit up, this is fucking real.

Then there is this stupid fucking useless cunt that seems to think my name is Craig, and seems to feel she deserves my undivided attention, so here is the conversation I had with her. At least I think it was a her.

“bonnie_marie2000: u ugly
thecrankyoldbastard: and what you are Miss fucking Beauty bitch?
bonnie_marie2000: yes
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
thecrankyoldbastard: yeah right so fucking beautiful you can’t even put your own fucking Picture up on your fucking Profile
thecrankyoldbastard: DO I know you?
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: oh so intelligent
thecrankyoldbastard: did you think that up all by your self?
thecrankyoldbastard: well you are boring aren’t you?

bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: fuck u
thecrankyoldbastard: sorry I have standards and you don’t even come close to meeting them
bonnie_marie2000: are u even human?
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: oh you are so witty and Original
thecrankyoldbastard: see I don’t fuck things with circular blotches all over them from where other guys have touched them with ten foot poles
bonnie_marie2000: oh i doubt that asshole men swoon over me
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: hell that I doubt
thecrankyoldbastard: don’t mistake puking for swooning dear
bonnie_marie2000: hahahah uw ish u knew me
thecrankyoldbastard: no I wish you knew how to spell
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
thecrankyoldbastard: hell you are so ugly that even your brothers wouldn’t fuck you
bonnie_marie2000: i only have one and he would if we lived in west virg
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: well that says a lot about you then doesn’t it … the fact that you would let your own brother fuck you shows that you are a filthy whore
bonnie_marie2000: omg i didnt say i would u freak
thecrankyoldbastard: no but you did imply it
thecrankyoldbastard: you really don’t have much self esteem do you?
bonnie_marie2000: why do u think that?
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
bonnie_marie2000: ur the one who is olddddddddd and crankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: yes I am but I am also the one that doesn’t have to resort to posting stupid little smilleys to try to piss some one off
thecrankyoldbastard: the mere fact that you are breathing pisses people off
bonnie_marie2000: oh geez i dont care if u are pissed off or not asshole
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: you say asshole like it is a bad thing
bonnie_marie2000: u are an ugly redhead
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: well dear let me tell you this much if you bothered to read my profile you would see that I am a male and the girl is a model for the T shirt
bonnie_marie2000: i only added u to see ur profile
bonnie_marie2000: omg so u are a transvestite??????????????????
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
thecrankyoldbastard: but if you truly are looking for my undivided attention I would be more then happy to give it to you
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
bonnie_marie2000: i dont need it ==ive got so may guy friends its unbelievable
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: well Bonie that is what happens when you are placed into a home for the developmentally handicapped
thecrankyoldbastard: but it is nice to see your meds are helping
bonnie_marie2000: fuck off craig
thecrankyoldbastard: Craig who the fuck is Craig
bonnie_marie2000: you u old cout
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: Bonnie I suggest you click on my home page link on the side you will see my picture and I assure you I am not named Craig
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: yeah right craig mosier u ugly bastard
thecrankyoldbastard: the Buzz does not bother me
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
thecrankyoldbastard: you are truly fucking delusional cunt
bonnie_marie2000: u are also craig
bonnie_marie2000:
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: u ugly liarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
thecrankyoldbastard: Right if you insist but I do feel sorry for your friend Craig he must be rather pathetic to have you as a friend
bonnie_marie2000: he is to think he can be MY friend
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
thecrankyoldbastard: so then why do you keep trying to add me to your friends list?
bonnie_marie2000: to see ur profile moron
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: you know for a woman of 41 you are sure acting like a 13 year old
bonnie_marie2000: thank u i like that
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000:
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!

bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: u ugly old gray man
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
thecrankyoldbastard: well Bonnie here is my home page www.thecrankyoldbastard.com and Tomorrow this conversation will be posted there
thecrankyoldbastard: here is a link to my profile http://ca.profiles.yahoo.com/thecrankyoldbastard
thecrankyoldbastard: so are you now convinced bitch that I am NOT this Craig person?
bonnie_marie2000: no my screen froze
bonnie_marie2000: Want to see your buddy’s cool new IM icon? Go to http://buddies.funbuddyicons.com/?ZNxmk121YYUS
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bonnie_marie2000: send the lnik again
bonnie_marie2000: link
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! http://buddies.funbuddyicons.com/?ZNxmk121YYUS
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BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: cmon craig
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000: Flippy: Growl!
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: cmon u ugly ass
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
thecrankyoldbastard: http://profiles.yahoo.com/thecrankyoldbastard
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
bonnie_marie2000: what a stupid homepage
bonnie_marie2000:

BUZZ!!!

bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee Hee
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles: Hee
bonnie_marie2000:
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
bonnie_marie2000:
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: Giggles:
bonnie_marie2000: Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! http://buddies.funbuddyicons.com/?ZNxmk121YYUS
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BUZZ!!!
thecrankyoldbastard: well seeing as you have a very low intellect and have nothing worthy of wasting anymore of my time it is time for you to go. But don’t go away mad Just Fuck off
BUZZ!!!
bonnie_marie2000: dumb ho,mepage ass
bonnie_marie2000: fuck off
thecrankyoldbastard: go back to grade school and work on that spelling and close your fucking legs bitch I can smell your last customer
bonnie_marie2000:”

Now as you can see she didn’t have a lot to say or at least nothing of interest anyway.
So Bonnie I am not your fucking friend Craig, nor am I even fucking interested in the shit that spews forth from your wannabe Crack Whore attention craving little mind.

Until next time I remain;
The Cranky Old Bastard

PS Does any one out there with a brain know what the fuck a flippy growl is?