Stupid People are Breeding

“In the beginning was the Word, and the word was with The Cranky Old Bastard, and the word was The Cranky Old Bastard. All things were made by him: and without Him was not anything made that was not made.” (John 1:1,3)

Ok so now you dumb fucks are wondering what I am smoking? NOT A FUCKING THING. I am just fucking sick and tired of people taking a story that was passed down from word of mouth until some dumb fucker decided to embellish it and put it all to paper, and trying to force it down my fucking throat. I have made it abundantly clear that I am NOT christian, and I don’t see how any one with half a brain can follow blindly like a sheep.

Face it morons Christ even considered you as nothing more then sheep that needed a shepard to guide you because most of you would not know your ass holes from a hole in the fucking ground.

I went out for a coffee this morning and knew it was going to be a shitty day when some fucking homeless piece of shit gets in my way to block me from walking past him so that he could harass me for some fucking change. FUCK OFF YOU STUPID IDIOT, GO GET A FUCKING JOB!!!! Then the fucker tries to stop me as I go to get past him and starts quoting the bible at me. WRONG FUCKING MOVE!! If it had not been for the fact that the fucking cops were right there I would have broken the fuckers arm instead of just knocking him down. Now the fucking cops are giving me a fucking hassle and threatening to lay assault charges against me, because of some ass hole that could not take no for a fucking answer.

So we get it all straightened out and I finally get my fucking coffee and start my walk back and there is another fucker stapling “Gods Word” to every fucking thing he can get a staple to go into, Terlephone poles, trees, park benches, you fucking name it. So I start ripping them off because dammit everyone out there is entitled to be free from that shit, and that fucker has no right to force it down our throats.

Now I get back here and I an trying to enjoy my coffee when there is a knock on the door and it is the FUCKING JWs wanting to talk to me about The Watch Tower, and NO I DO NOT MEAN THE JIMI HENDRIX SONG!!! So a quick slam of the door you would think the morons would get the hint right? NO they knock again, I slam the door a second time telling them in not so pleasant terms that if they knock again they could very well end up meeting Jehova.

They took the hint and left me alone. First smart move of their lives let me tell you.

So the next time that some one tries to push something on you just fucking kill them and plead self defense ” Your honour they were trying to get me to end my life as I know it.”

Until next time I remain;
The Cranky Old Bastard